Simviation Forum - University of Illinois Football Exam

Dec 26^th, 2003 at 11:22am

russ Offline
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University of Illinois Entrance exam

Football player version
Time limit: 3 weeks

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - or -
give the first name of Pierre Tudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespear to:
a. build a bridge b. sail the ocean c. lead an army
d. write a play

4. What religion is the Pope? a. Jewish
b. Catholic c. Hindu d. Polish e. Agnostic
(check only one)

5. Metric conversion - - how many feet are in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on
the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (APPROX.)

8. What are the people in America's far north called?
a.westerners b. southerners    c. easterners    d. northerners

9. Spell - Bush, Carter, and Clinton.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called
George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does the rain come from?
a. Macy's b. 7-11 c. Canada
d. The Sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a. yes b. no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers principle of Dynamic equilibrium - or - spell
your name in block letters.

16. Where is the basement in a 3 story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a. New York    b. FLORIDA c. Canada d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (national broadcasting co.) stand for?

20. The University of Illinois tradition for efficiency began when?
a. B.C. b. A.D. c. STILL WAITING

* YOU MUST ANSWER THREE(3) OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY

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Reply #1 - Dec 26^th, 2003 at 4:05pm

Sock Offline
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Satan is cool.
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Such low standards! Grin

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Reply #2 - Dec 27^th, 2003 at 8:41am

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lol

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Reply #3 - Dec 27^th, 2003 at 12:15pm

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I'd rather be flying...
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That's too hard!!! Grin

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Reply #4 - Dec 27^th, 2003 at 4:31pm

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lmao

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Reply #5 - Dec 27^th, 2003 at 5:08pm

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I think that is the same exam they give University of TN players.
Have you ever heard how smart they sound in interviews? Shocking they even pass!!LOL!!!

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Reply #6 - Dec 28^th, 2003 at 9:21pm

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We really need an ROFL smiley!

AMD Athlon 64 3700+&&GeForce FX5200 256Mb&&1GB DDR400 DC&&Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD&&Windows XP Professional X64 Edition&&&&That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they kicked the pants off of my P4 3.4!

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Reply #7 - Dec 29^th, 2003 at 12:48am

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Quote:

We really need an ROFL smiley!

what does ROFL stand for??

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Reply #8 - Dec 29^th, 2003 at 12:52am

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(R)olling (O)n the (F)loor (L)aughing

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Reply #9 - Dec 29^th, 2003 at 10:18am

russ Offline
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Thanks Ender Baron!!

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Reply #10 - Dec 29^th, 2003 at 8:33pm

Canadian Ex Member

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Reply #11 - Dec 30^th, 2003 at 3:35am

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Looks like a GCSE paper to me LOL

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Reply #12 - Dec 30^th, 2003 at 3:12pm

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i just took it, i think i failed

jk

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