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Santa and the FAA (Read 191 times)

Dec 24^th, 2003 at 9:17pm

fido Offline
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I just received this in an e-mail, hope it hasn't already been posted.

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?!?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

Fido Grin

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Reply #1 - Dec 25^th, 2003 at 12:30am

Polynomial Offline
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lol

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Reply #2 - Dec 27^th, 2003 at 12:19pm

Jared Offline
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heard it before, but still wickedly funny! Grin

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Reply #3 - Dec 27^th, 2003 at 12:56pm

russ Offline
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lmao

poor deer

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Reply #4 - Dec 30^th, 2003 at 3:21pm

Squeek Offline
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Riendeer, dont ask me what the dif is

A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.

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