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Dec 18th, 2003 at 10:40pm
Flying Trucker   Ex Member

 
Found these on a couple of scrap pieces of papers being used as book marks on books I hadn't read in ten  years.

Stranroer Pilot (Quote)
The Navigator said "steer 093 degrees",
But when I looked at the Pigeon it shook it's head. Grin Grin

Airlines:
All cockpit crew not of the rank of Senior Captain will be replaced by a Dog effective immediately.
The Senior Captains job....to feed the dog
The Dogs job...To Bite the Senior Captain if he touches
                        anything.

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Happy Landings....Cheers.....Doug

 
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Reply #1 - Dec 18th, 2003 at 11:20pm

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Reply #2 - Dec 21st, 2003 at 4:03pm

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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Dec 22nd, 2003 at 1:23am

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That pigeon happens to be my navigator Shocked Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Dec 22nd, 2003 at 4:37pm

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Grin lol Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Dec 22nd, 2003 at 7:37pm

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