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Bloody hitch hikers!!!! (Read 206 times)
Dec 21st, 2003 at 7:23pm

4_Series_Scania   Offline
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Crusin' down the long lonesome road known as the A590 (U.K.) early hours,about 3:30, total darkness. My peddle to the metal as I often did, I came upon a Hitcher or should I say almost splattered the brain dead pratt!

I guess he decided the best way to get a lift is to wear dark clothing and jump out on unsuspecting wagons.  Undecided

People ,including myself,never think do they ???

And whilst on about the A590....,about three years ago I was working as an agency driver for a well known bread firm in Stockport (U.k.), Sunblest to exact. My route was Barrow in Furness. In the early hours one winter morn I was flying down the A590 Barrow bound, for anyone who doesn't know the road there is very little lighting and at 5am there's sod all. I was doing about peddle to the metal when suddenly I heard a bump, the wagon lifted as though I had run over something. I stopped, put my hazzards on went back to have look, NOTHING. ???
I carried on to my first drop ASDA in Barrow. I had a good look at the wagon, no blood fur or anything. Should I call Mulder and Scully  ???  Undecided
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Reply #1 - Dec 22nd, 2003 at 1:27am

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Hi Paul, just run them over mate. We get a lot of seriously drunk morons staggering around in the road here. What I do is assist them to the pavement, and then once I'm sure they're out of harms way I smack them in the head! They won't try obstructing the traffic again Grin And you don't have to clean the wheels Wink
As for running over mysterious objects I've only managed a deer, several birds, and a remarkable number of childrens toys cunningly concealed by my younger relatives under the car Roll Eyes Grin

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Reply #2 - Dec 22nd, 2003 at 4:00am

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I wrote a song about a hitch-hiker once. Well, it was meant to be a song but it came out more like a poem. I'm not particularly talented or artistic - tried writing a few songs before & decided I wasn't cut out for it. One day at work this thing suddenly came into my head out of nowhere. I had to stop & write it all down before I forgot. It was pretty good too even if I say so myself. The words just flowed, quicker than I could write them down. I've never experienced anything like it before or since & can't explain it. Many years later I showed it to my daughter. She set it to music, crediting her old Dad for the lyrics, as part of her GCSE exam. She got top marks for it & I was so proud. 8)
 

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Reply #3 - Dec 22nd, 2003 at 5:21am

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Hagar pal, perhapse you have a secret yearning to be a hitch hiker Wink
 

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Reply #4 - Dec 22nd, 2003 at 6:08am

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Hagar pal, perhapse you have a secret yearning to be a hitch hiker Wink

I have many unfulfilled secret yearnings Tempest. Hitch-hiking was never one of them. I know my limitations & although I would like it to be otherwise I accepted long ago that I will never make a poet, songwriter or artist. It was Scania's first line in this topic that reminded of the one & only poem I did write - back in the early 1970s I think it was. My little masterpiece was entitled "Girl on the Motorway" & actually started off something like this Wink
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Reply #5 - Dec 22nd, 2003 at 6:59am

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hitch hikers are the ones that usually end up buried in the woods or bushland.
 
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