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Dec 21
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Ok, I need help with a domestic dispute here. For as long as we have been married (11 years) my wife and I have argued about towels. Yes, plain old bathroom towels. Not which to buy, but how often to use a new one. Her opinion is that you can use a bath towel several times before getting a new one while I say you only need to wipe your a$$ with something once before it's dirty. However, she does the laundry, so I always come out on the short end of the argument because she will always say 'When you do the laundry..."
*Sigh* So does anyone here agree with me? I'm not nuts right?
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Dec 21
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lol this is one of the biggest arguments in my house to.
and i agree with ya, personally i prefer fresh towels. But since i dont do laundry like you i am stuck:)
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Dec 21
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There are some things that men & women will never agree on. This has been the case throughout the history of the human race. Only one solution here. Wash the towels yourself.
PS. You could move out & live in a hotel.
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Dec 21
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Fortunately Sarah and I agree that one use is enough for any towel.
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Dec 21
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i use my towels for a week or even longer...
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Dec 21
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Sorry man, once something touches my rear, no matter how thouroughly that rear has been washed, it is not eligible to touch my face. No way, no how!
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Dec 21
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well i personally use the same towel for approxiamately a week. I always make sure the end used for the a$$ never comes in contact with the end used for the face.
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Dec 21
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Use a different towel for your face & your rear. I would never wipe my face with same towel I use on other parts of my body. Not that it would really make the slightest difference. It's all skin.
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Dec 21
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We have never had this arguement, we use two towels all week, one for drying hair and face and another for the rest of the body, besides that, at least in my opinion, if the a$$ is washed good, I don't see why it would hurt to use the same towel on the face, if you were to do this and get a face full of funk, then you know you didn't wash dat a$$ good enough.
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Dec 21
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...if the a$$ is washed good, I don't see why it would hurt to use the same towel on the face...
my thoughts exactly,paz.
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Dec 21
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My wife and I used freshly washed towels every time.
I've had to yield to a woman's biggest pet peeve. Whether the toilet seat is up or down. I always put it down now. It's that or suffer a severe pummeling...lol.
I use to argue that it's not my problem that a woman takes a flying ass leap at the throne w/o looking first. Nothing worse than a woman with her butt stuck in a toilet, especially when you can't stop laughing at her.
I've come to know the truly horrific and maniacal things a woman can come up with for pay backs. This ancient argument can probably be linked to several wars and to the reason the Amazon Women came into being....all over a toilet seat that was left up...
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Dec 21
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I'm pretty sure that was what the Trojan War was over. Helen wanted the seat down, and the Spartanswere arguing against it. The Trojans, being the wussies they were, said "Ok Helen, We'll leave it down' and she went to live with them. The Spartans, being real men after all, went to get their woman back. That whole rabbit thing was really just a big makeup gift. A giant rabbit shaped air freshener for the bathroom...
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Dec 21
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My argument has always been that if the seat is down I have to raise it in order to relieve myself without risking making the seat wet for the next unsuspecting user. If it's left up the woman has to lower it for the same purpose. Draw whatever conclusions you like from this simple fact. I'm staying out of it. Maybe separate toilets is the way to go.
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Dec 21
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I'm pretty sure that was what the Trojan War was over. Helen wanted the seat down, and the Spartanswere arguing against it. The Trojans, being the wussies they were, said "Ok Helen, We'll leave it down' and she went to live with them. The Spartans, being real men after all, went to get their woman back. That whole rabbit thing was really just a big makeup gift. A giant rabbit shaped air freshener for the bathroom...
That and the Trojans invented the condom...lol.
You just new some dummy would say that and you were right!
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Dec 21
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My argument has always been that if the seat is down I have to raise it in order to relieve myself without risking making the seat wet for the next unsuspecting user. If it's left up the woman has to lower it for the same purpose. Draw whatever conclusions you like from this simple fact. I'm staying out of it. Maybe separate toilets is the way to go.
And I say, that they are big girls now, and should know how to operate the toilet seat.
Point is, well.........they need it down, we need it up. They dont hear us complaining cuz they leave it down do they?
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