Simviation Forum - some football jokes

Dec 18^th, 2003 at 5:20am

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only a couple.
Why does the wind blow east from Denver?
Because Kansas City sucks.

two kids are playing ice hockey on a pond in denver's city park when a rottweiler attacks one of the kids.

the other child thinks quickly and shoves his hockey stick under the dog's collar. twists it hard, breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

a reporter who see's this rushes over to interview the boy.
he writes "avalanche fan saves friend from wild dog"

the boy replies, "but im not an avs fan"

the reporter says "oh, i just assumed you were since we're in denver"
he starts over and writes, "bronco fan rescues friend from vicious attack"

the boy replies, "but im not a bronco fan either"

the reporter says, "i thought everyone in denver was either a avalanche or bronco fan? okay young man, what team do you root for?"

the child answers, "im a chiefs fan"

the reporter starts a fresh sheet in his notepad and writes...

"little bastard from kansas city brutally murders beloved family pet"

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

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Reply #1 - Dec 18^th, 2003 at 5:49am

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i guess they r funny! Cheesy

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Reply #2 - Dec 18^th, 2003 at 10:28am

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Mildly amusing... Grin

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Reply #3 - Dec 18^th, 2003 at 10:34am

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Having lived in KC, Denver and San Diego at various times in my life, I find them very funny. And mostly factual too. Wink

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Reply #4 - Dec 18^th, 2003 at 2:58pm

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OoooooK

Cheers...Doug

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Reply #5 - Dec 18^th, 2003 at 8:36pm

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ive seen worse... and ive seen alot better out of you

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Reply #6 - Dec 19^th, 2003 at 8:54am

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cheifs or raiders fan then? LOL:)
As for better out of me, i rarely if ever post in the jokes forum, and i only got these from the broncos official forum.

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Reply #7 - Dec 20^th, 2003 at 10:29pm

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Reply #8 - Dec 21^st, 2003 at 7:19am

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Reply #9 - Dec 22^nd, 2003 at 12:33am

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ive seen worse... and ive seen alot better out of you

Well thats not very friendly... Undecided

Anyway, I don't like hockey, but found them amusing! Grin

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Reply #10 - Dec 24^th, 2003 at 4:40am

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Well thats not very friendly... Undecided

Anyway, I don't like hockey, but found them amusing! Grin

Uhmm, just to make a little somethin clear:

FOOTBALL!

As for the jokes, the last ones a riot! I hate the Raiders (just cuz) but the Chargers can kiss my Southern White @55! Grin

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