A private and a sergeant were hitting the scak after a long day in the field. The sergeant said,"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see".

"i see a lot of stars" said the private.
"And what does that tell you?" replied the sergeant.
"Astronomically, it tells me there are billions of stars and potentially millions of galaxies.
Theologically, it tells me god is great and we are small and insignifigant.
Meteoroligically, it tells me it will be a beautiful day tomorrow.  What does it tell you, sir?"

"Well private", he said, "It tells me somebody stole our tent".

That was good.

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