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3 men at heavens gate (Read 200 times)
Dec 8
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, 2003 at 7:34pm
Triple_7
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Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter. He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied, ''Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth. I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act. When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom. The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower. I looked all around the house to find the guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside. I pounded them until he finally let go. When he fell he landed in some bushes and God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the refrigerator out the window to finish him off. After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack.''
Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied, ''Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side. I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived. But then that same idiot threw his refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.''
''That, too, is horrible,'' said the gate keeper. Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was, ''OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...''
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Dec 8
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, 2003 at 8:26pm
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Been posted before, by me.
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Dec 9
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I swear more variations of that have been posted then any other joke
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Dec 9
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, 2003 at 1:42am
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yea but it is still hell funny!
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Dec 9
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, 2003 at 12:08pm
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yeah, yeah, been there heard it! Still laughing my Arse off from the frist time cuz it's so funny!
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