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Dec 5th, 2003 at 10:33pm

russ   Offline
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Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!!

 
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Reply #1 - Dec 5th, 2003 at 11:10pm

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Poor guy.... Tongue

But very funny! Grin Grin

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Reply #2 - Dec 6th, 2003 at 12:00am

Jared   Offline
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Smiley Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Dec 6th, 2003 at 12:36pm

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lmao
 

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Reply #4 - Dec 6th, 2003 at 10:05pm

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OOOOooohhhhh MMMMMmyyyyyyy God.

So, if I were to ask who the h377 is the son-in-law, who would it really be? Grin Grin Grin Grin

ICSLMFAO. IJTM!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin LMFAO
 
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Reply #5 - Dec 6th, 2003 at 10:11pm

Jared   Offline
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You MIGHT be a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork... Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Dec 6th, 2003 at 11:47pm

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lol,  the 'spaghetti' family tree Cheesy
 
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Reply #7 - Dec 7th, 2003 at 5:14pm
Flying Trucker   Ex Member

 
Smiley Smiley SmileyHad to read that one twice!!!!
Good Very Good
 
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Reply #8 - Dec 8th, 2003 at 5:58pm

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Shocked Grin Grin
 

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Reply #9 - Dec 9th, 2003 at 2:39pm
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Just about understood that i think its still processing! Lol great joke!
 
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Reply #10 - Dec 9th, 2003 at 3:14pm

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Pretty scary huh?
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Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #11 - Dec 9th, 2003 at 7:05pm

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LMAO>

Hey that sounds too much like my neighbours family history.
 

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Reply #12 - Dec 10th, 2003 at 4:29pm

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Very hard to follow, but veeeeeeeeeerryyy funny...Grin
 
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Reply #13 - Dec 11th, 2003 at 7:17pm

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I heard that song waaaaaaay back in the late sixties ...

"I'm my own granpa"
 

Felix/FFDS...
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Reply #14 - Dec 15th, 2003 at 11:55pm

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Hard to follow, but funny none the less. I have to read it again to figure it out!  LMAO
 
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Reply #15 - Dec 16th, 2003 at 11:45am

Jared   Offline
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Sounds like all of the people I work with everyday!
 
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Reply #16 - Dec 17th, 2003 at 2:53pm

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i'm confused
 

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