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Redneck Family Tree (Read 531 times)
Dec 5
th
, 2003 at 10:33pm
russ
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New York, NY
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Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!!
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Dec 5
th
, 2003 at 11:10pm
Sock
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Satan is cool.
Hudson, NY USA
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Poor guy....
But very funny!
Sock
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Dec 6
th
, 2003 at 12:00am
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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Dec 6
th
, 2003 at 12:36pm
Tequila Sunrise
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Nunquam non paratus
Glasgow Scotland
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lmao
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Dec 6
th
, 2003 at 10:05pm
Katahu
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OOOOooohhhhh MMMMMmyyyyyyy God.
So, if I were to ask who the h377 is the son-in-law, who would it really be?
ICSLMFAO. IJTM!!!!!!!
LMFAO
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Dec 6
th
, 2003 at 10:11pm
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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You MIGHT be a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork...
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Dec 6
th
, 2003 at 11:47pm
Polynomial
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Health is merely the slowest
possible way to die.
Brisbane, Australia
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lol, the 'spaghetti' family tree
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Dec 7
th
, 2003 at 5:14pm
Flying Trucker
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Had to read that one twice!!!!
Good Very Good
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Dec 8
th
, 2003 at 5:58pm
Tchkinjiu
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"Toph"
Aberystwyth
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"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
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Dec 9
th
, 2003 at 2:39pm
born_2_fly
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Just about understood that i think its still processing! Lol great joke!
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Dec 9
th
, 2003 at 3:14pm
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Dec 9
th
, 2003 at 7:05pm
HerSELF
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DESMOND. Artwork Edited
by Pippin
Norfolk, England
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LMAO>
Hey that sounds too much like my neighbours family history.
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
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Dec 10
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, 2003 at 4:29pm
flyboy 28
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Jacksonville, FL
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Very hard to follow, but veeeeeeeeeerryyy funny...
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Dec 11
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, 2003 at 7:17pm
Felix/FFDS
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FINALLY an official Granddad!
Orlando, FL
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I heard that song waaaaaaay back in the late sixties ...
"I'm my own granpa"
Felix/
FFDS
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Dec 15
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, 2003 at 11:55pm
ARFFguy20
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ARFF guys Rule!
Portage, Michigan
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Hard to follow, but funny none the less. I have to read it again to figure it out! LMAO
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Dec 16
th
, 2003 at 11:45am
Jared
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio
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Sounds like all of the people I work with everyday!
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Dec 17
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, 2003 at 2:53pm
Squeek
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Legacy the poor mans Learjet
United States of America
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i'm confused
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.
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