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Changing the light bulb (Read 179 times)
Dec 5th, 2003 at 9:14am

WebbPA   Ex Member
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Question: How many subscribers to a newsgroup does it take to change a light bulb?

Answers:

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months later and start the whole thing all over again
 
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Reply #1 - Dec 5th, 2003 at 1:36pm

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OMG....It looks like you've stumbled upon Bill Gates master plan.....1st draft was named..."If you can't dazzle them with your wit, baffle them with BS"...this first draft was adopted as the main theory and subsequently the main program behind windows operating systems.

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Reply #2 - Dec 6th, 2003 at 12:09pm

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good! Wink
 
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Reply #3 - Dec 7th, 2003 at 5:27pm
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Grin GrinSOUNDS LIKE OUR CE SECTION Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Dec 8th, 2003 at 5:57pm

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