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Changing the light bulb (Read 179 times)
Dec 5
th
, 2003 at 9:14am
WebbPA
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Question: How many subscribers to a newsgroup does it take to change a light bulb?
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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months later and start the whole thing all over again
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Dec 5
th
, 2003 at 1:36pm
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OMG....It looks like you've stumbled upon Bill Gates master plan.....1st draft was named..."If you can't dazzle them with your wit, baffle them with BS"...this first draft was adopted as the main theory and subsequently the main program behind windows operating systems.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 6
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, 2003 at 12:09pm
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good!
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Dec 7
th
, 2003 at 5:27pm
Flying Trucker
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SOUNDS LIKE OUR CE SECTION
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Dec 8
th
, 2003 at 5:57pm
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"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
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