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Santa's Collision (Read 212 times)
Dec 5
th
, 2003 at 7:34am
Romulus111VADT
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The air traffic controller reported to the FAA that no sign of Santa showed up on radar.
He extends his sympathy to Mrs. Claus
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 5
th
, 2003 at 8:24am
Omag 2.0
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No badger comes close!
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Real-life plane repainters are even crazier then the ones here!
I like it
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Dec 5
th
, 2003 at 10:04am
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Dec 5
th
, 2003 at 12:59pm
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LOL...your just jealous because you didn't think of it....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 6
th
, 2003 at 3:29pm
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someone had that in his avater here a while go...i really like it!!!
Raw power...the J-58.&&
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My Anet collection.
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Dec 7
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, 2003 at 6:04am
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loL!
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Dec 7
th
, 2003 at 5:03pm
Flying Trucker
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STILL LOL
I would have thought Santa would have had avoidance collision radar though!!!!!!!!!
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