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Blonde Dyes Her Hair Brown (Read 266 times)

Nov 26^th, 2003 at 10:54pm

russ Offline
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Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde
jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days
later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped
her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many
sheep you have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course."

The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason
said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably,
totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to
my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally
picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of
the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K.,
now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair
color, can I have my dog back?

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Reply #1 - Nov 27^th, 2003 at 10:12am

Jared Offline
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Well since Andrew is a little slow today, I guess I'll have to say it...

Been posted before... Wink

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Reply #2 - Nov 27^th, 2003 at 11:08am

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Well I haven't seen it before & think it's quite funny. Tongue

Have you noticed the current popular fashion amongst blondes is for dark highlights (lowlights?) at the hair roots. How DO they do that? Roll Eyes

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Reply #3 - Nov 27^th, 2003 at 9:07pm

Tchkinjiu Offline
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woman thing Wink

Nice joke

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Reply #4 - Nov 27^th, 2003 at 10:31pm

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Reply #5 - Nov 28^th, 2003 at 2:30am