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Don't be on this flight (Read 268 times)

Nov 24^th, 2003 at 3:01pm

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"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

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Reply #1 - Nov 24^th, 2003 at 8:22pm

Triple_7 Ex Member

LMFAO thats a good one. Sucks to be the passengers.

Shocked

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Reply #2 - Nov 25^th, 2003 at 6:26am

Polynomial Offline
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lol

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Reply #3 - Nov 25^th, 2003 at 10:09pm

Flying Trucker Ex Member

Excellent

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Reply #4 - Dec 3^rd, 2003 at 8:41am

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Unbelievable, just excellent

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Reply #5 - Dec 3^rd, 2003 at 10:01am

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
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I'd still land it safely... Wink

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Reply #6 - Dec 3^rd, 2003 at 9:44pm

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I must confess, I was
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ROFLMAO!

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Reply #7 - Dec 4^th, 2003 at 12:20am

Travis Offline
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS.
Universe halted.
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Hmmmmmmmmm . . . .

What would Jared do?

AIIIIIIEEEEEEIEIEIIEIEIEIEI!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!

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