Simviation Forum - Bloody Bat

Nov 17^th, 2003 at 2:39pm

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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered
in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get
some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began
hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and
let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave
in.

OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river
and into a huge forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all
the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out
for blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES,
YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good!" said
the first bat, "Because I friggin' didn't"

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Reply #1 - Nov 17^th, 2003 at 7:06pm

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Very good

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Reply #2 - Nov 18^th, 2003 at 7:17am

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lol

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Reply #3 - Nov 18^th, 2003 at 10:03am

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Reply #4 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 1:26am

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I don't get that last sentence ???

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Reply #5 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 2:50pm

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I don't get that last sentence ???

He did not see that tree so he flew into it and thats why his face was bloody.

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Reply #6 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 5:03pm

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Nice

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Reply #7 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 6:09pm

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The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

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Reply #8 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 6:30pm

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I could see that one coming - the punchline, not the tree. Cheesy

8)

This is the sort of joke I like. Grin

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Reply #9 - Nov 20^th, 2003 at 12:00am

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That's so old my grandfather fell off his dinosaur laughing!

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Reply #10 - Nov 25^th, 2003 at 11:09pm

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