Simviation Forum - smoking in the rain

Nov 17^th, 2003 at 12:05pm

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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms.
The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
"One that would fit a Camel."

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Reply #1 - Nov 17^th, 2003 at 12:57pm

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LOL!!!!

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Reply #2 - Nov 17^th, 2003 at 2:13pm

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LMAO

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Reply #3 - Nov 17^th, 2003 at 6:45pm

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply #4 - Nov 17^th, 2003 at 8:25pm

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Reply #5 - Nov 18^th, 2003 at 2:19am

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Reply #6 - Nov 18^th, 2003 at 7:12am

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been posted before but still very funnY!

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Reply #7 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 1:30am

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yep, was posted not long ago Roll Eyes

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Reply #8 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 5:07pm

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Disturbing, yet funny!

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been posted before but still very funnY!

Now what was the point of saying that Poly?!

Sorry... I've read many jokes and someone always says that. What's the point? Angry

You too Andrew.

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Reply #9 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 5:10pm

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been posted before but still very funnY!

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yep, was posted not long ago

Well, it's the first time I've seen it & I think it's hilarious. So there...........! Tongue

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Reply #10 - Nov 19^th, 2003 at 6:03pm

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Hahahahahahahahaha.

I agree with Hagar.

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Reply #11 - Nov 20^th, 2003 at 12:07am

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What's so funny abouthis one? I have to ask for a camel sized one every time I buy them... Cheesy

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Reply #12 - Nov 20^th, 2003 at 1:09am

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Sorry... I've read many jokes and someone always says that. What's the point? Angry

You too Andrew.

Do you like seeing the same things being posted all the time?

Lighten up... Roll Eyes

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