An old farmer had owned a large farm
for years. He had a large pond in the
back, fixed up nice picnic tables, horse-
shoe courts, basketball court, etc.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed
up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to
go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he
came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in the
pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep  end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out  till you leave."

The old man replied, "I didn't come
down here to watch you ladies swim
or make you get out of the pond naked.

I only came to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph
over youth and skill, every time.

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a farmer either, but I love the ingenuity of the farmer...