Simviation Forum - Dirty Joke

Nov 12^th, 2003 at 6:16pm

Ronnie Offline
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December 17, 1903. The
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I have decided to pursue a PITA and this is my first attempt at one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud!!!!

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Reply #1 - Nov 12^th, 2003 at 10:44pm

russ Offline
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Here is another one : "People are getting on the bus!"

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Reply #2 - Nov 13^th, 2003 at 12:25am

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Quote:

I have decided to pursue a PITA and this is my first attempt at one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud!!!!

Pig doesn't bother me. . . No vote from me.

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Reply #3 - Nov 13^th, 2003 at 5:29pm

Ronnie Offline
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Well I'll have to try harder huh?

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Reply #4 - Nov 14^th, 2003 at 10:32am

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Yep, gotta work harder than that!

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Reply #5 - Nov 15^th, 2003 at 6:33pm

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A lot harder

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Reply #6 - Nov 15^th, 2003 at 6:57pm

Ronnie Offline
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Probably so...Andrew can I take lessons from you? Wink

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Reply #7 - Nov 16^th, 2003 at 6:12pm

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Much Much harder... Trust me on this one... Grin

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Reply #8 - Nov 25^th, 2003 at 11:38pm

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Reply #9 - Nov 27^th, 2003 at 1:13pm

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this one is soo dirty its sencored

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Reply #10 - Nov 27^th, 2003 at 4:35pm

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I must say that Ronnie nearly had one for that joke. Tongue

Thats the level you must sink to to recieve a PITA. Also you must not be trying for one at the time. Wink

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Reply #11 - Nov 28^th, 2003 at 7:45pm

Ronnie Offline
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December 17, 1903. The
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Reply #12 - Nov 29^th, 2003 at 11:10am