A few chuckles:
>
> It was visitor's day at the Lunatic Asylum.  All the inmates were standing
> in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria."  They were singing it
beautifully.
> Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it
> rhythmically with a pencil.  A visitor listened in wonder to the
> performance, and then approached the conductor.  "I'm a retired Choir
> Director," he said.  "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."
> "Yes, I am very proud of them," said the conductor.  "You should take them
> on tour," said the visitor.  "What are they called?" "Surely that's
> obvious," replied the conductor..."They're the Moron Tapanapple Choir."
>
> A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
> > noticed he had his collar on backwards.
> > The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was
> > a priest, said, " I am a Father."
> > The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
> > The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of
> > many."
> > The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
> > doesn't wear his collar that way."
> > The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and
> > went back to reading his book.
> > The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
> > said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your
> > collar."
>
>
> A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
> years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
> that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
> marriage,  he  paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to
> secretly have the child.   If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he
> would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed,
> but asked how he would  know when the baby was born.
>
> To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
> write" Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
> payments to begin.
>
> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
> Honey," she! said, "you received a very strange post card today."
>
> "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife
> obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
> fainted.
>
> On the card was written: "Spaghetti,Spaghetti,Spaghetti. Two with
> meatballs, one without.
>

LOL...cute!

lol

Spaghetti with meatballs!! Ha!! 

lol hilarious!

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last one was GREAT