Simviation Forum - The Sausages

Nov 11^th, 2003 at 8:54pm

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Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "God it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

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Reply #1 - Nov 11^th, 2003 at 9:00pm

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LMAO!!!

Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&

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Reply #2 - Nov 12^th, 2003 at 2:22am

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Reply #3 - Nov 12^th, 2003 at 2:26am

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Andrew, you're a real 'Glass is half empty' kind of guy aren't you?

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Reply #4 - Nov 12^th, 2003 at 2:54am

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What's that supposed to mean?

Besides, there are many different ways to earning a PITA Wink

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Reply #5 - Nov 12^th, 2003 at 3:02am

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There are two ways of looking at life. Take a glass that is halfway filled with water and you have a choice of how you perceive it. You can choose to look at the glass as half empty or you can look at it as half full.

The point is that YOU choose how you percieve it. Is you water half gone? Or do you have half of your water left.

Which do you see when you look at the glass?

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Reply #6 - Nov 12^th, 2003 at 10:24am

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lol...sounds like those sausages are pollocks...

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Reply #7 - Nov 12^th, 2003 at 4:25pm

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The point is that YOU choose how you percieve it. Is you water half gone? Or do you have half of your water left.

Which do you see when you look at the glass?

Well, my glass is always half full with beer, does that make me a really happy person?!

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Reply #8 - Nov 12^th, 2003 at 5:05pm