*silent pulls his M-4 and shoots the beasts*

"i fuck** h8 dogs!"

*silent puts chunks of coal under the christmas tree*

"merry,x-mas! mwahahaha!"

*silent runs away and climbs into his UH-60 parked in front of the house*

*silent drops some flares and flys away into the night*

"boooring!"

*The next day, Katahu sees that Silent has left a lot of coal under the tree*

"I'll get you for this"

*After sunset, Katahu puts on his spy gear and black clothes*

*He sneaks into Silent's house through the chimney*

*Upon entering, he realises that Silent has pets of his own as well. This time, German Shepards.*

*Luckily, he came prepared and gave them a nice big steak for them to eat. The steak has a knock-out drug injected to put the dogs to sleep for hours*

wispering  to self "Oooh, a computer"

*He turns on the computer and a voice comes from the system*

calm, digital, and formal voice - "Good morning Dave."

*Katahu tries to get in so that he can screw up Silent's computer*

"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that"

*the computer shuts down to prevent Katahu*

*Katahu looks in the kitchen and sees a box of the finest German chocolate and a case of beer*

*As a he pics up the box, a silent alarm has been triggered. Multiple computer-controlled machine guns pop out of nowhere.

*Katahu sees that they are designed to shot anything that moves using infared. So, he has no choice but to hold still as dearly as possible while holding a heavy-@55 box of beer*

Oooooooooohhhhhh baby!!!

Lets keep it clean deary

*silent doesn't care*

"The probability of escaping my security system is 0,000001%. no chance,pal."

*sleeps*

*Sock wakes up and stumbles to his feet*

"Why you little...Ranger I'm gonna...."

*Ranger shots Sock with tranquilizer gun...Sock falls unconscious again*

Sock

*A power-outage occurs*

*Katahu sees the oppertunity and runs off to the door*

*Silent tales his tranquilizer gun and shoots at Katahu*

*Katahu falls and goes to sleep next to the dogs*

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
zzzz"

*katahu wakes up and sees that he is strapped on a metal table. And in front of him, there's a giant laser-thingy.*

Silent - "Good morning. As you can see, this giant laser-thingy will use a heat-laser to slice this table in half."

*Silent turns on the laser. The laser is slowly cutting the table and between Katahu's legs.*

Silent - "Now tell me, who are you? Seriously."

Katahu - [Sean Connery impression] "My name is Bond. James Bond."

Silent - "Hey I remember this part. I saw the movie. What about you?"

Katahu - "Sorry I only this part and nothing after. So, I don't know what the hell I'm suppose to do to escape"

*the Laser still cuts slowly*