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"How to wash your cat" especcialy for Steve-o (Read 208 times)

Nov 10^th, 2003 at 5:32pm

russ Offline
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Steve-O, I am sure that bathing Mr. Wavy, just like any other cat, is a very tough job. I hope these tips should make it easier:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and
have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to
the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they
can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never
mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually
enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and
rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that
there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run
outside where he will dry himself.

« Last Edit: Nov 10^th, 2003 at 7:20pm by russ »

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Reply #1 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 7:34pm

HerSELF Offline
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You meany.

Sarah

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

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Reply #2 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 7:44pm

Steve-O Ex Member

Get out of my head!

I thought I was the only one who knew how to properly wash cats.

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Reply #3 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 7:56pm

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Steve-O

Thats it, Mr Wavy is now putting his belongings into his hankerchief, tying it in a knot, attaching it to a stick and moving in with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

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Reply #4 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 8:02pm

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In the words of Andrew, "Been Posted Before".
I remember posting this a while back.

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #5 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 8:44pm

Steve-O Ex Member

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Steve-O

Thats it, Mr Wavy is now putting his belongings into his hankerchief, tying it in a knot, attaching it to a stick and moving in with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah

Posh!
I never said I washed Wavy like that. He washes himself the good ole fashioned way!

Don't fix it if it isn't broke.

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Reply #6 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 9:33pm