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The power of diamonds (Read 487 times)
Nov 10
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, 2003 at 1:23pm
ozzy72
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 10
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Funny 'cuz its true!
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Nov 10
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Ah! I get it-each time you open a box your personality changes ???---------
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Funny!
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LOL...it took a minute, but then it set in! LOVE it!
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Nov 12
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ha ha ha .. Ozzy...
"SO UNTRUE"
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Women Rule!!!!!!need I say more!!!!!!!
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Nov 12
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LMAO....now I find this out! Darn, wish I'd known this magical secret 25 + years ago. I had to keep an appointment book as it was....but had allot of days open...lol.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Nov 12
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LOLOLOL .NOW THATS FUNNY..
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Nov 12
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LOLOLOL .NOW THATS FUNNY..
Ah yes, I learned very early...never under any circumstances date 2 women at the same time. Especially when one is with you at the drive-in (we were actually watching the movie for all you dirty minded people....lol...Ozzy) and the other one shows up the same night with her mother and is parked behind you. This leads to a pummeling with pocket books! One girl had one of those darned wooden jobs with the metal hinges, too! I get nailed from the
left....BOOM....yelling from the right..."Hey, what are you doing hitting my boyfriend!"....."Your boyfriend! He's my boyfriend!"....then I'm beaten into submission from both sides....lol. To top it all off....they left together with the other ones mom...lol....oh well, pull out the ole black book and start over and be thankful I survived....lmao
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Nov 12
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After that I'm sure the VC and NVA were a positive holiday
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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lol, lol . . . ..
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I thought it was great to date two women at once, unfortunately, all three of us worked at the same hospital and one caught me having lunch with the other. A very uncomfortable situation to say the least...
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Nov 14
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I once spent a rather enjoyable night with my girlfriends sister
That was many years ago.... Happy days. All I can say is Dutch girls are lovely
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 14
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I thought it was great to date two women at once, unfortunately, all three of us worked at the same hospital and one caught me having lunch with the other. A very uncomfortable situation to say the least...
Wow and I thought I was brave dating 2 that lived across town from one another and worked in the completely opposite fields in totally different companies. Sheesh, if I'd tried to date 2 in the same building...lol....they would have found me tied up in the supply closet hanging by my cahonies....lmao!
Women tend to come up with some very ingenious and insidious ways to make a 2 timer pay and pay dearly....lol.
Being pummeled by pocket books (knowing that all women keep bricks in the bottom for stabilization reasons
) was a spur of the moment retaliation. If they'd had time to think...lmao...they would have found me in the trunk of my car. With my underwear still on...but pulled up over my head for a mega wedgie!
Thank God there were witness's. So they couldn't torture me to death...lol.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&
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