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Forced Landing (Read 212 times)
Nov 9th, 2003 at 3:10pm
aeronut   Ex Member

 
A Spitfire pilot made a forced landing on a sandy beach on a remote Scottish island,climbing from the cockpit he noticed a bent old lady wrapped in a shawl collecting shell fish.'Pardon me Madam, but are there any Mechanics on the island' 'Afraid not Sir,here on the islands we only have McLeods' Roll Eyes

Then there was the one about the WAAF driver who swerved to avoid a child and fell out of bed Shocked
 
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Reply #1 - Nov 9th, 2003 at 6:08pm

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Hehehehehe. I like that one.

I'm not sure I get the second one though... I shall sleep on it. Tongue
 
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Reply #2 - Nov 10th, 2003 at 1:56am

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First one good.

Second one  ???
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 10th, 2003 at 2:20am

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Second one  ???


even I got the second one Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #4 - Nov 10th, 2003 at 10:23am

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I got the second one, but didn't think that it was that funny  Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #5 - Nov 10th, 2003 at 11:08am
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Oh well-I was going to originally post it on the Aircraft re-painting forum but someone was bound to move it Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink

WAAF= Female member of the RAF.(Does that help?)
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