Simviation Forum - How to make sure that a person is an idiot

Nov 9^th, 2003 at 1:57am

russ Offline
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You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it
said concentrate.

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his
mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get
change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he
put Sagittarius."

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
left", he turned around and went home.

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Reply #1 - Nov 9^th, 2003 at 2:46am

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Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Um, they have those. And there quite useful in fact. Actualy, smart people, not idiots, invented and used this to be prepared for a disaster or power outage.

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Reply #2 - Nov 9^th, 2003 at 9:37am

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Lol, those are great Grin

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Reply #3 - Nov 9^th, 2003 at 9:45am

russ Offline
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Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Um, they have those. And there quite useful in fact. Actualy, smart people, not idiots, invented and used this to be prepared for a disaster or power outage.

OK, here is the thing. Flash lights are used when its dark right, so if its dark, where the hell is it going to get energy from?

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Reply #4 - Nov 9^th, 2003 at 9:25pm

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been posted before Roll Eyes

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Reply #5 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 1:55am

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Well, it uses solar power to charge it's batteries see... Tongue

Russ my friend, you have WAY too much time on your hands...

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Reply #6 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 6:02am

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lol, pretty funny!

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Reply #7 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 10:35am

Jared Offline
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Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it
said concentrate.

Hey! Watch it! Why's everybody always picking on me?!? Grin

Just kidding...

Jared

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Reply #8 - Nov 10^th, 2003 at 2:30pm

russ Offline
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Russ my friend, you have WAY too much time on your hands...

So, are you saying that its a bad thing that i go to bed at 3 am every day? ???

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Reply #9 - Nov 12^th, 2003 at 2:44am

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No, it's a bad thing that I'm still up when you do! Tongue

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