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Naval communications (Read 187 times)

Nov 7^th, 2003 at 11:13pm

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I think this has been posted already, but just in case:

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US
naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of
Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to
avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the
South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL
BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

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Reply #1 - Nov 7^th, 2003 at 11:49pm

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Yep i think i read that here not to long ago.

But its still a good one Grin

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Reply #2 - Nov 8^th, 2003 at 3:33am

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lol hilarious Grin

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Reply #3 - Nov 8^th, 2003 at 6:37pm

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i cant remember the first tiem ti heard that, but everytime i do i laugh

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Reply #4 - Nov 9^th, 2003 at 12:18am

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Been posted several times already

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Reply #5 - Nov 9^th, 2003 at 1:27am

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Boy, even I have heard that one! Grin

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