Simviation Forum - Save the Kitty Fund

Reply #45 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 2:16am

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You can have my sister's cat Grin

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Reply #46 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 2:31am

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Be scared Orenda, the SAS Kitty Rescue Team have found out where you are hiding with Kitty!!! This is probably the last thing you'll ever see....

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Reply #47 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 3:35am

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From the desk of Paz:

My fellow SimV citizens, I have been following this appalling situation involving catnapping and skinning, I have tried to stay out of the campaign but can take no more, I can hardly stand the thought of losing poor Mr. Wavy to the inhumane cause supported by the kitty nabbing terrorists organization that has recently surfaced amongst the good citizens here at SimV.

Therefore in support of Ozzy's SAS kitty rescue team, and due to my insatiable love of pussy, I am offering a donation in the form of air support to back up the efforts of the KRT:

By the way, you're not fooling anyone, we know who is really behind this inexcusable act:

Rest assured, we will win this fight!

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Reply #48 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 5:46am

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Well said Paz.

I have a group of marching cats chanting

"SAVE US KITTIES NOW"

if this is any help on the morale front.

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

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Reply #49 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 6:02am

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okay,orenda,return the cat,otherwise,i'll send the GKRAPF (german kitty rescue and party force) to your house...

muhahaha! Grin

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Reply #50 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 6:10am

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good lord. kill the cat already, and be done with it Grin

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Reply #51 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 11:10am

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Just send the money and ~~we will skin the cat~~, errrm, ~~we will return the cat skinned~~, errr we will return the cat alive and well. . .

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Reply #52 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 11:12am

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Just send the money and ~~we will skin the cat~~, errrm, ~~we will return the cat skinned~~, errr we will return the cat alive and well. . .

You can trust him, he does it "Law way".......

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Reply #53 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 11:15am

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You can trust him, he does it "Law way".......

Will

Thats right. . . Wink

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Reply #54 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 11:45am

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This is my partner Pamela's cat. I hate it, it hates me. I'll gladly swap you this hellish creature for good old Mr. Wavy!

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Reply #55 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 1:40pm

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This is my partner Pamela's cat. I hate it, it hates me. I'll gladly swap you this hellish creature for good old Mr. Wavy!
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I love that perfect "If I were two feet taller you'd be DEAD right now" look!

I wonder if the, erm... uh... 'catnappers' would be willing to allow the ransom to be put on layaway, and filled by monthly installments...

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Reply #56 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 2:37pm

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Things look dire!!! The SAS Dog Rescue Team have accidentally been deployed Grin

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Reply #57 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 2:58pm

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I informed my wife of the situation and being the cat lover she is, she was appalled. She has offered in exchange, one slightly used garden gnome. Should the cat be harmed, she will offer the gnome as a reward for information leading to the arrest and capture of the perpetrators of this devious crime.

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Reply #58 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 3:01pm

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would someone please cruise missile the gnome while they are getting the cat? maybe you could tie them together save the time and trouble of two sacrifices:)

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Reply #59 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 3:04pm

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I have received payment and have released Mr Wavy back to his family unharmed.

Now I'm off to my private island.

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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