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Save the Kitty Fund (Read 2209 times)
Nov 2nd, 2003 at 8:59pm
Steve-O   Ex Member

 
My beloved feline has been kiddnapped by the notorious gangster "Baby Face Orenda." He is requesting ten million american dollars ($10,000,000 USD) in exchange for the safe return of my cat. The last known where abouts of Mr. Wavy was in the "Favorite Cats" thread. So please assist me in any way possible.
 
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Reply #1 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 9:04pm

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Steal his avatar and make him agree to a swap, or charge him $20,000,000 and live off the profits.

Will
 

Who switched the lights off?  I can't see a thing.......  Hold on, my eyes were closed.  Oops, my bad...............&&...
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Reply #2 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 9:42pm
Steve-O   Ex Member

 
Any harsh movements could be the end Mr. Wavy as we know it.
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 9:51pm

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don't worry about the cat, let him keep it Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 9:52pm

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don't worry about the cat, let him keep it Grin


That's mean!  Fight for your Kitty Steve.

Will
 

Who switched the lights off?  I can't see a thing.......  Hold on, my eyes were closed.  Oops, my bad...............&&...
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Reply #5 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 10:24pm

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don't worry about the cat, let him keep it Grin


Well with that attitude, I might as well splatter Mr Wavy's brains across the wall. Mr Wavy is currently alive and well but you only have 7 days to pay up them, blamo!

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Steal his avatar and make him agree to a swap, or charge him $20,000,000 and live off the profits.

Steal Jedi Bart! Actually I stole him from some place else so you can have him.
 

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink&&The Rig: &&AMD Athlon XP2000+ Palomino, ECS K7S5A 3.1, 1GB PC2700 DDR, Geforce FX5200 128mb, SB Live Platinum, 16xDVD, 16x10x40x CDRW, 40/60gb 7200rpm HDD, 325w Power, Windows XP Home SP1, Directx 9.0c with 66.81 Beta gfx drivers
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Reply #6 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 10:28pm

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Steal Jedi Bart! Actually I stole him from some place else so you can have him.


Curses, foiled again!

In that case steal the whole of Canada and precipitate a war.  Whilst everybody is busy dealing with the carnage nip over to Orenda's house and save the Ginger One.


Will
 

Who switched the lights off?  I can't see a thing.......  Hold on, my eyes were closed.  Oops, my bad...............&&...
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Reply #7 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 10:37pm

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Curses, foiled again!

In that case steal the whole of Canada and precipitate a war.  Whilst everybody is busy dealing with the carnage nip over to Orenda's house and save the Ginger One.


Will


You fool. Canada can't fight a war because we have no army. Plus, what makes you think I'm keeping Mr Wavy at my house, that would be rather foolish of me now wouldn't it.
 

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink&&The Rig: &&AMD Athlon XP2000+ Palomino, ECS K7S5A 3.1, 1GB PC2700 DDR, Geforce FX5200 128mb, SB Live Platinum, 16xDVD, 16x10x40x CDRW, 40/60gb 7200rpm HDD, 325w Power, Windows XP Home SP1, Directx 9.0c with 66.81 Beta gfx drivers
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Reply #8 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 10:39pm

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Orenda will give me the cat, so its wrist can help operate my nuclear powered sub propelled by a kitchen blender.

muhahhahahha

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Reply #9 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 10:51pm

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I will not sell the Kitty to anyone. To show that I'm not bluffing, I managed to aquire a certain item from Ozzy. As you can see, I made a few small changes.

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I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink&&The Rig: &&AMD Athlon XP2000+ Palomino, ECS K7S5A 3.1, 1GB PC2700 DDR, Geforce FX5200 128mb, SB Live Platinum, 16xDVD, 16x10x40x CDRW, 40/60gb 7200rpm HDD, 325w Power, Windows XP Home SP1, Directx 9.0c with 66.81 Beta gfx drivers
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Reply #10 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 11:03pm
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Cripes, this is serious!
 
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Reply #11 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 11:08pm
Steve-O   Ex Member

 
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Curses, foiled again!

In that case steal the whole of Canada and precipitate a war.  Whilst everybody is busy dealing with the carnage nip over to Orenda's house and save the Ginger One.


Will


Why would I steal my own country?

???

 
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Reply #12 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 11:33pm

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You can take over your own country
 
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Reply #13 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 11:34pm

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Bugger, the flaw in my otherwise masterful plan.

Ok, Steal Canada and hide it in the US, leaving a trail that can be followed by a blind person.  Then continue as above.

Will
 

Who switched the lights off?  I can't see a thing.......  Hold on, my eyes were closed.  Oops, my bad...............&&...
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Reply #14 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 11:35pm

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PS.  Why are you both working in $USD, Wouldn't it be easier to work in Canadian Dollars?

Will
 

Who switched the lights off?  I can't see a thing.......  Hold on, my eyes were closed.  Oops, my bad...............&&...
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