Simviation Forum - Engineers and Lawyers

Nov 1^st, 2003 at 2:01am

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An Engineer found a magic lap and a genie came out. He was granted three wishes. But for every wish, a lawyer gets double of that wish.

His first wish was to get a Ferrari, the Engineer got a Ferrari, and every lawyer got 2 Ferraris.

The second wish was to get one million dollars. He got the one million and every lawyer got two million.

Then for his final wish, he wanted to donate one kidney...

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Reply #1 - Nov 1^st, 2003 at 8:40am

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lol that is so damn hilarious . . . .

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Reply #2 - Nov 1^st, 2003 at 1:16pm

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Reply #3 - Nov 1^st, 2003 at 10:20pm

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LOL, NICE ONE

thinking of lawyers:

Why did New Jersey got all the dumps and California all lawyers?

Because New Jersey got the first pick!

Andrew please dont tell me it has been posted!! Wink

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Reply #4 - Nov 1^st, 2003 at 10:24pm

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Andrew please dont tell me it has been posted!! Wink

It probably has Grin

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Reply #5 - Nov 1^st, 2003 at 10:46pm

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Actually, I posted a different version involving a brunette and blondes last week...

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AMD Athlon II X4 650 Quad-core 3.2 Ghz
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Reply #6 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 4:46pm