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Oct 31st, 2003 at 10:57am

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Two salesmen and their boss stumbled across a magical lamp during their lunchbreak. When they rubbed it, a genie appeared. He smiled and said, normally I grant 3 wishes, So I’ll grant you guys each one.

The first salesman jumps in front of the genie and shouts: I wanna be on the Bahama’s, in my own speedboat full of bikini-girls. And POOF he’s off.

The second salesman jumps in front of the genie and shouts: I wanna be on the Hawai, with a lifetime stack of pinacolada and the love of my life, who’ll love me forever and stays a stunning beauty, and POOF he’s off.

The genie now turns to the boss: what’s your wish sir?

“ I want those clowns back in my office first thing after lunch” he replied.

Moral: always let your boss choose first!
 
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Reply #1 - Oct 31st, 2003 at 4:45pm

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Hehe... Grin  Funny!  But those poor salesmen. Sad

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Reply #2 - Nov 1st, 2003 at 1:40pm

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Reply #3 - Nov 1st, 2003 at 1:52pm

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Been posted more times then I can remember Wink
 
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Reply #4 - Nov 1st, 2003 at 10:16pm

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Reply #5 - Nov 3rd, 2003 at 2:17am

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
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Reply #6 - Nov 4th, 2003 at 3:04pm

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