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Oct 30th, 2003 at 3:52pm

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My submission for the 2003 PITA Awards!  May we have a decision please?


As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
 
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Reply #1 - Oct 31st, 2003 at 3:31am

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acutally i found that to be quite an intelligent but funny joke! Grin Grin
 
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Reply #2 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 11:50am

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LOL...


Whats PITA!!!???
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 2nd, 2003 at 12:00pm

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Reply #4 - Nov 3rd, 2003 at 2:15am

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