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Oct 28^th, 2003 at 11:59pm

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Thought for the day
Never hold your farts in.................
Otherwise, they travel up your spine into your
brain, and that's where you get crappy ideas from! Grin

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Reply #1 - Oct 29^th, 2003 at 2:01am

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certainly is a different way of looking at it . . . . . . . .

its better to fart and stink a little
than hold it in bust ur ass and be a cripple Grin

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Reply #2 - Oct 29^th, 2003 at 3:57am

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Lol. I wonder who we could ask to try it? Grin

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Reply #3 - Oct 29^th, 2003 at 4:05am

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Over here we would call it wind. Hence the traditional anonymous poem.

Let thy wind blow free
Where e'er thou be,
let thy wind blow free.

In church or chapel,
let it rattle!

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Reply #4 - Oct 29^th, 2003 at 5:13pm

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I've always been told, "It's better to fart and bare the shame, than not to fart and bare the pain."

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Reply #5 - Nov 1^st, 2003 at 9:26pm

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What shame is there in farting?

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Reply #6 - Nov 1^st, 2003 at 10:25pm

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I was in the public restroom at the mall one day and a guy comes in and let out a HUGE one. Everyone in the john turned to look at him shocked, and defiantly he said "Well it's a BATHROOM. If I can't fart in here where the hell can I fart!?" Everyone quickly went about finishing their business...

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Reply #7 - Nov 1^st, 2003 at 10:26pm

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What shame is there in farting?

oh maybe the noise and the embaresment Grin

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Reply #8 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 6:25pm

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I have some friends that work at a local interstate rest area. One of them told me of a truck driver that came in that tipped the scales at 400+ lbs easily. He was so large that he had to open a set of double doors to enter the building. He very matter of fact looked at the attendant and told him he'd better clear the building and lock the doors, "This is gonna be a dump of mega proportions". The attendant said he entered the bathrooms and started with a one minute 4 octave fart and proceed to play the ole butt trumpet like a virtuoso. The attendant said it sounded like the "Ode to Fart" in "F" flat. The attendant said he figured with the symphony being played out in the rest room, that the man would emerge from the rest room at 180 lbs from all the hot air that he let out. LMAO

So much for the shame of farting...lol. It was just an old saying from back in the 50's when I guess it was shameful to fart in public.

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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #9 - Nov 2^nd, 2003 at 8:04pm

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I have a good joke. Why is Uranus so gassy? Your- anus Get it. So never forget, say Uranus correctly.

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Reply #10 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 2:12am

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LOL

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Reply #11 - Nov 3^rd, 2003 at 7:01am

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It's just nature's way of relieving the back pressure-otherwise we'd all have balloon heads Shocked

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Reply #12 - Jan 24^th, 2004 at 11:01am

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that's great!!! Grin

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Reply #13 - Jan 24^th, 2004 at 11:51am

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Like the old joke................ How do you know when a woman is wearing tights ? When she farts, her ankles swell Grin

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Reply #14 - Jan 26^th, 2004 at 4:38am

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Q-Why do farts stink?
A-So deaf people can enjoy them too!

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Reply #15 - Jan 26^th, 2004 at 5:53am

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Q-Why do farts stink?
A-So deaf people can enjoy them too!

Why is that funny? Grin

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Reply #16 - Jan 26^th, 2004 at 9:45am

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there doesn't have to be a reason! It just is!!!

I'm glad i'm at home since I'm rolling on the floor laughing! Grin

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Reply #17 - Jan 31^st, 2004 at 7:00pm

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This Topic Sure Is Crappy

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Reply #18 - Jan 31^st, 2004 at 7:43pm

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This Topic Sure Is Crappy

It does have a bad smell to it, doesn't it?

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