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Female Comebacks (Read 238 times)

Oct 28^th, 2003 at 7:18pm

Wing Nut Offline
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

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Reply #1 - Oct 28^th, 2003 at 8:05pm

Sock Offline
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Satan is cool.
Hudson, NY USA

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If only you knew how many times women have said those things to me... Cry

Good though. Grin

Sock

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Reply #2 - Oct 28^th, 2003 at 8:18pm

Squeek Offline
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Legacy the poor mans Learjet
United States of America

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i wish i had the guts to get that far... but hey, i have time

A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.

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Reply #3 - Oct 29^th, 2003 at 2:58pm

russ Offline
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New York, NY

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If only you knew how many times women have said those things to me... Cry

Sock

I feel so sorry for you...

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Reply #4 - Oct 29^th, 2003 at 4:57pm

farmerdave Offline
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St. Clairsville Red Devils!
St. Clairsville Ohio

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Here's some more I found in Garfield's Insults, Put-downs, and Slams:

man:Will you go out with me?

woman:I'm single, not desperate.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
I'd rather shave my head with a chainsaw!
No, it's too dangerous. I might yawn myself to death.
Sure, than I'll donate my life's savings to gypsies.
Man: Have'nt we met?
Woman: In your dreams and my nightmares.

Man: What would you say if I asked you out?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and gag at the same time.

Dating Dodges

Sorry, I dont date lower life forms.

Make my day. Ask someone else out tonight.

I'd consider going out with you, but I'm still in my right mind.

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Reply #5 - Oct 30^th, 2003 at 2:24am