Simviation Forum - Annoying things to do in an elevator

Oct 27^th, 2003 at 1:08pm

Wing Nut Offline
Colonel
Hoy-Hoy!

Gender:
Posts: 14173

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

HP p7-1300w
AMD Athlon II X4 650 Quad-core 3.2 Ghz
23" HP Widescreen monitor/19" Dell monitor
Windows 7 Home Premium
16 Gb DDR3 PC10600 Ram
1 Gb GeForce GTX 550Ti video card
1 TB RAID Drives

If you want to see the most beautiful girl in the world, CLICK HERE!

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #1 - Oct 27^th, 2003 at 3:50pm

Maverick_VFA-34 Offline
Lieutenant Colonel
I love CFC!!
around somewhere.....

Gender:
Posts: 9

LMAO!

Fight fo fly,fly to fight,fight to win-US Navy Fighter Weapons School aka Top-Gun

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #2 - Oct 27^th, 2003 at 4:31pm

Deputy Offline
Colonel
Hillsboro, Oregon

Gender:
Posts: 2090

Damn, now I have "Its a small world" stuck in my head! Angry

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #3 - Oct 27^th, 2003 at 5:20pm

Squeek Offline
Colonel
Legacy the poor mans Learjet
United States of America

Gender:
Posts: 820

It's a small world.... its a small world... that help deputy?

A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #4 - Oct 28^th, 2003 at 12:21pm

GeForce Offline
Colonel
It keeps going and going!!
Wooohoooooo!!
London, United Kingdom

Gender:
Posts: 2616

Lol. Some people miaow occasionally anyway. Not looking at anyone in particular... Grin

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #5 - Oct 28^th, 2003 at 12:45pm

Wing Nut Offline
Colonel
Hoy-Hoy!

Gender:
Posts: 14173

Personally, number 3 is my favorite! Grin

HP p7-1300w
AMD Athlon II X4 650 Quad-core 3.2 Ghz
23" HP Widescreen monitor/19" Dell monitor
Windows 7 Home Premium
16 Gb DDR3 PC10600 Ram
1 Gb GeForce GTX 550Ti video card
1 TB RAID Drives

If you want to see the most beautiful girl in the world, CLICK HERE!

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #6 - Oct 28^th, 2003 at 12:47pm

GeForce Offline
Colonel
It keeps going and going!!
Wooohoooooo!!
London, United Kingdom

Gender:
Posts: 2616

Quote:

Personally, number 3 is my favorite! Grin

The scary thing is, some people actually do that sort of thing. Grin

Back to top

IP Logged

	Search the archive: