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Flying Italian style (Read 229 times)

Oct 25^th, 2003 at 4:25am

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I've finally found out what Alitalia (the Italian national flag carrier) stands for.....
A - always
L - late
I - in
T - take-off
A - always
L - late
I - in
A - arrival

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Reply #1 - Oct 25^th, 2003 at 8:08am

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ahhh good old Italians . . . . . . .

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Reply #2 - Oct 25^th, 2003 at 2:07pm

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Good one. Fiat stands for...
F- fix
I- it
A- again
T- Tony
No wonder their airforce in WW2 sucked so bad.

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Reply #3 - Oct 26^th, 2003 at 6:18am

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Chevrolet

C- Can
H- Hear
E- Every
V- Valve
R- Rod
O- Or
L- Lifter
E- Every
T- Time

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Reply #4 - Oct 26^th, 2003 at 10:23pm

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good one.

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Reply #5 - Oct 26^th, 2003 at 11:24pm

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Chevrolet

C- Can
H- Hear
E- Every
V- Valve
R- Rod
O- Or
L- Lifter
E- Every
T- Time

Grin

Watch it! My chevy sounds better than my FORD ever did! could help that it has less miles, in better shape etc...

Jared

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Reply #6 - Oct 27^th, 2003 at 5:25pm

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i wish i had a car... but i cant even drive for another 1.5 years.... that is gona be funny, one of these days, i will have my pilots licence and go, "Sorry officer... i just landed from my solo cross country flight. It is amazing, i can fly a plane that easly goes twice as fast then this car ever could, and yet i still cant go 30 mph down the road, you figure that one out."

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Reply #7 - Oct 28^th, 2003 at 12:25pm

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Lol. I have one like that but I can't remember it Sad

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