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Oct 15^th, 2003 at 8:04pm

RichardI Offline
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What the hell was that?

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Anybody like golf jokes? Well, here's one anyway...

The golf pro is in his shop next to the first tee when he looks outside and sees a man about to hit from the ladies tees. Having had a rather bad day, he picks up the Mic for the PA system and announces "Would the gentleman on the first tee please tee his ball at the men's tees"
The guy on the tee looks back at the pro shop window, glares at the pro, and goes back about his business of hitting the ball.
The pro, now ticked off at being ignored, picks up the Mic again, presses the button and yells "WOULD THE MAN ON THE FIRST TEE PLEASE MOVE BACK TO THE MENS TEES, YOU'RE HITTING FROM THE LADIES TEES."

The man on the first tee wheels around an at the top of his voice yells "WOULD THE GUY IN THE PRO SHOP PLEASE SHUT UP AND LET ME HIT MY SECOND SHOT!!"

Cheesy

Rich

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Reply #1 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 10:17pm

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Reply #2 - Oct 16^th, 2003 at 10:12am

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LOL, clever Grin

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Reply #3 - Oct 18^th, 2003 at 7:56pm

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i dont golf.... but still sounds like somthing funny to see

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Reply #4 - Oct 19^th, 2003 at 4:20am

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i must have missed something crucial . . . . . .

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Reply #5 - Oct 19^th, 2003 at 9:28pm

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i must have missed something crucial . . . . . .

me too

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Reply #6 - Oct 19^th, 2003 at 10:35pm

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Men are usually physically stronger than women and therefore the mens Tee is further from the hole than the woman's. If the players ball was on the womens tee after his first shot he will have hit it a maximum of about 25 yards which is a very bad shot.

Will

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