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Oct 14^th, 2003 at 5:01pm

ysteinbuch Offline
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http://www.skyhighairlines.com/main.asp

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Reply #1 - Oct 14^th, 2003 at 7:01pm

Sock Offline
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Satan is cool.
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Flying More. Caring Less. Grin

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Reply #2 - Oct 14^th, 2003 at 8:13pm

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
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LOL absolutely brilliant! Loved the theme!

Someday when I run my own misionary service (Which is what I hope to do...) that will be my motto... Grin

Just kidding of course...

Jared

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Reply #3 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 7:38am

Smoke2much Offline
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That is the first web site that I've ever tried everything out. It is brilliant. My bags are in Africa and I booked a flight that is approx 200 miles. It will take 15 hours with 4 connections and an average of 24% bench time.

Grin

Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&

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Reply #4 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 10:35am

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
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Well shucks will, you got a better deal than me! the flight that I was booked on took me 53 hours! Grin

My luggage was in timbucktu, and I wasn't gonna leave for another 3 years... Grin

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Reply #5 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 11:05am

Smoke2much Offline
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I'm setting this up as my own private VA!!! Some of those flights are priceless! Sarah's baggag was in the Himalayas somewhere.

Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&

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Reply #6 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 11:05am

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my bags are on Siple Island,Antarctica....AND THEY AREN'T EVEN SURE! Grin

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Reply #7 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 2:45pm

Lethal.Ambition Offline
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LMAO

More Disclaimers
Some of you people out there don’t appreciate SkyHigh’s extra stopovers a long the way—a perk we like to call “talking the scenic route.” If you’re one of those types, head to alaskaair.com. They offer a lot of non-stops there. (Bo-ring.)

LMAO

Oderint Dum Metuant - Let them hate as long as they fear.&&Proud member of the =XE= Xtreme Eagles&&Oderint Dum Metuant&&

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Reply #8 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 2:47pm

Lethal.Ambition Offline
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Look at this!

MISSION STATEMENT OF THE WEEK:
The mission of SkyHigh Airlines is to be laser-focused on total customer satisfaction, among many, many other things.

VOICES OF SKYHIGH:
- It's important that we get the SkyHigh message out there. That message? Thank you for your money.

- The Alaska Spirit. We have Alaska Spirit too. It just more of a surly commercial fisherman type deal.

- We were rated number two for the longest time for a certain kind of service. With the collapse of the Soviet Union, we shot straight to the top.

LMAO!!!!!

Oderint Dum Metuant - Let them hate as long as they fear.&&Proud member of the =XE= Xtreme Eagles&&Oderint Dum Metuant&&

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Reply #9 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 2:49pm

Lethal.Ambition Offline
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Tip: Adult diapers aren’t an altogether bad idea. As a time-saving convenience, some Super Scrimper itineraries do not allow for restroom stops, nor do most Flightless Eagle Coaches feature “functioning” lavatories. Please dress accordingly.

Tip: Bring a map. This is a big continent, and Flightless Eagle pilots do occasionally lose their way. Your navigation assistance is appreciated.

DISCLAIMER: For those unable to devote 3-4 weeks travel time, you could theoretically try alaskaair.com. They have low fares and Web Specials. And you can fly in a jet. Whoop-dee-doo.

LMAO where do they come up with this?>!!!! Cheesy

Oderint Dum Metuant - Let them hate as long as they fear.&&Proud member of the =XE= Xtreme Eagles&&Oderint Dum Metuant&&

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Reply #10 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 5:34pm

farmerdave Offline
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My luggage is down in exotic Cochabamba, Bolivia.

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Reply #11 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 6:16pm

KnightStryker Offline
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What do you mean you can't
hear the voices???
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Thanks for posting that.
This is priceless, made my day.

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Reply #12 - Oct 27^th, 2003 at 5:24pm

Maverick_VFA-34 Offline
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Alright I've finally got an excuse to fly to Russia since my luggage is there but it'd probaly cost me a million bucks to fly there.I was going to fly to Caliente,CA and it was gonna cost $7,000!!!!!!!NOIW ITS IN ANTARTICA!!!

RE: Sweat clothes
Is there some sort of senior Olympics team that I’m not aware of? If there is, exactly how big is that team? It must be huge. Because there are thousands elderly people in matching tracksuits on our airline everyday. There is a larger question here: When did sweat clothes become acceptable outerwear? In my mind, outside of gymnasiums and physical therapy facilities, the only time it’s acceptable to wear sweat clothes in public is when you are flushed out of your home by fire.

RE: Fees and service charges
Do you work for free? We don’t. When some one asks us to do something extra during our workday, we expect a little something for the effort. We wouldn’t come into your place of business and ask you for chicken nuggets or to press our shirts for free. It’s all about give and take. And take.

RE: Food
Before you complain about splitting a bag of peanuts with your fellow passengers, consider for a moment that the pioneers built this country on just jerky, corn dodgers and hard tack. And on those meager provisions, they created none other than the greatest country in the history of the world. So when you complain about sharing a honey roasted legume, it sounds a lot like someone knocking the United States of America.

RE: Comfort:
If you’re having trouble getting comfortable on our flights, it’s probably because you don’t fit within our ideal passenger dimensions. Our planes were designed with a specific type of person in mind – a five foot three inches, 125 pound, long-waisted, ambidextrous male/female who is very, very flexible. If you aren’t that person, you should probably address your angry letters to your parents.

It’s really great we had this dialogue. I don’t know about you, but I feel better. See what happens when we talk? We learn. We grow.

Okay. Good stuff.
Keep your head in the clouds.

Howard

Fight fo fly,fly to fight,fight to win-US Navy Fighter Weapons School aka Top-Gun

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Reply #13 - Oct 28^th, 2003 at 12:09pm

GeForce Offline
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Great motto Grin

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Reply #14 - Oct 28^th, 2003 at 12:58pm

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I think I used them for my last flight...

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