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Oct 10th, 2003 at 10:23pm

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Get boxes of condoms and put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.

Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

Put M&M's on layaway.

Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpeted areas.

When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through, whisper "Pick me, pick me."

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO, NO....it's those voices again!"

Go to the fitting room and yell really loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
 
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Reply #1 - Oct 10th, 2003 at 10:32pm

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LoL!!!!  Thats funny!   Grin Grin

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Reply #2 - Oct 11th, 2003 at 2:43am

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I did the voices thing the other week in Tesco when the tannoy kicked-off. Its amazing how much space you can get all to yourself in an aisle Grin Agi wasn't too impressed thought.....

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Reply #3 - Oct 11th, 2003 at 3:18am

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Personally, I have done the condom thing a couple of times.  Grin  It's amazing the look people get on their faces...
 
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Reply #4 - Oct 11th, 2003 at 12:47pm

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I don't have a Wal Mart near where I live! But I do have a K mart  Grin! I am going to give it a whirl. If I get arrested I blame you !  Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #5 - Oct 11th, 2003 at 4:02pm

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LOL gonna have to try those at some point Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Oct 11th, 2003 at 10:32pm

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lol funny
 
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Reply #7 - Oct 12th, 2003 at 11:03am

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I''ve done the last one before  Grin Grin Grin

Should've sen the looks that I got when I came ou!

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Reply #8 - Oct 12th, 2003 at 8:38pm
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ive done the condoms in the carts thing.  some of the peoples faces when they unload the cart and didnt see them and threw them on the counter.  by the time they relized that they had just thrown them up there  its to late.

ive done this one before to.    

wait till you see someone that you cant stand at the counter.  run up to them waving a box of condoms and a bottle of lube yelling "hey you dropped these back there!!!"

you should see the look on their face
talk about a Kodak moment.







 
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Reply #9 - Oct 13th, 2003 at 2:17am

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Haha. Hilarious Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #10 - Oct 13th, 2003 at 9:06am

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Reply #11 - Oct 13th, 2003 at 9:41am

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you people are evil:) Grin
 
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Reply #12 - Oct 18th, 2003 at 7:53pm

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Brad, this is all legal right?
 
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Reply #13 - Oct 18th, 2003 at 8:00pm

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Yes and no. It can be several crimes, depending upon the store's managment.

It can be:
Disturbing the peace
Tresspassing
Felony Trespass
Criminal Mischief
Public Mischief
 
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Reply #14 - Oct 19th, 2003 at 10:22pm

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Who cares...   Grin
 
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Reply #15 - Oct 20th, 2003 at 12:01am

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Quote:
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LOL   (I don't) Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #16 - Oct 21st, 2003 at 8:49am

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lmao.. i'm going shopping today. whhich shall i try  Tongue
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Reply #17 - Oct 23rd, 2003 at 8:47pm

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I tried the last one. The looks on their faces LOL! I placed my miniature (Less than 1 cu in) camera on the top of the dressing room wall and used my very small monitor to see them.
 
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Reply #18 - Oct 24th, 2003 at 2:52am

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Care to post the pictures or video? We would all love to see them! Grin Grin
 
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Reply #19 - Oct 24th, 2003 at 4:10pm

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u gay or something? the changeing room?
 
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Reply #20 - Oct 24th, 2003 at 8:54pm

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No video it was live only. And USAFAux I will tear you up if I ever meet you! It was aimed out of the entrance looking at the person that is the changing room keeper and a couple of people just standing there!
 
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