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Are you stressed? (Read 297 times)

Oct 10^th, 2003 at 4:18pm

ozzy72 Offline
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Read first, then look at the picture.

An excellent stress test: I was surprised how effective it was. It's a simple test designed to indicate whether people have too much stress in their life.

Attached is a picture of two dolphins. The two dolphins appear identical when viewed by a stress-free individual. This test is not accurate enough to pick up mild stress levels, but is extremely effective in cases of heavy stress.

It's quite simple. If there is anything that appears significantly different about the dolphins (ignore the fact of the slight colour differences), it is an indication of potential stress related problems.

Differences, if any, may also indicate the source of your stress.

Sit upright and view the screen head-on, take a deep breath, breathe out and then open the picture and look directly at it. If there is anything out of the ordinary then you should consider taking things a little easier.

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Reply #1 - Oct 10^th, 2003 at 4:47pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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I think I need help, LOL Grin

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #2 - Oct 10^th, 2003 at 4:52pm

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They look identical to me! I must be stress free! Grin

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Reply #3 - Oct 10^th, 2003 at 6:28pm

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Damn. I failed. Hmmm, I swear, I saw a cow!

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Reply #4 - Oct 10^th, 2003 at 8:45pm