Simviation Forum - Helluva good joke!

Oct 9^th, 2003 at 4:43pm

Woodlouse2002 Offline
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There are 3 men in a boat and 4 Cigarettes, but nothing to light them with, how did they manage to smoke?

They chucked one cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter! Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #1 - Oct 9^th, 2003 at 4:50pm

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Reply #2 - Oct 9^th, 2003 at 5:35pm

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Okay Woodie, you finally get the bar for your PITA!!! Roll Eyes

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Reply #3 - Oct 9^th, 2003 at 5:43pm

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Okay Woodie, you finally get the bar for your PITA!!! Roll Eyes

Hooray.............! Cheesy

PS. Woody. I quite liked your joke. An oldie but a goodie. Don't tell anyone. Wink

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Reply #4 - Oct 9^th, 2003 at 5:44pm

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WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Grin

At last!

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #5 - Oct 9^th, 2003 at 9:01pm