Simviation Forum - The three legged chicken...

Oct 9^th, 2003 at 3:20pm

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One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hr. the chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed this breed of chicken because the three of them each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.
"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."

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Reply #1 - Oct 10^th, 2003 at 9:45am

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lol...that's funny! Grin

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Reply #2 - Oct 13^th, 2003 at 11:58pm

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you have been listening to carl hurly a bit too much!! Grin

and do you remember this one?

there is 3 hilbillys on a poarch. It is windy out. one says "windy"..... the next one says "no, it's Thursday" The next one says "me too, gonna get me a glass of water"

Sorry, but I havent heard it for a while now, just old memories Wink

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Reply #3 - Oct 14^th, 2003 at 1:36am

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that surely has to be in the running for PITA

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Reply #4 - Oct 14^th, 2003 at 9:11am

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LOL...still funny anyways...

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Reply #5 - Oct 14^th, 2003 at 11:00am

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I think this was based on an old urban ledgend. As the story goes, KFC was genetically engeneering chickens with three legs and no head to get more food off it and make them easier to kill. Of course this isn't true because #1: KFC doesn't farm chickens, they order them like any other restaurant and #2: I don't think that level of technology exists yet.

Still a good joke though. Grin

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Reply #6 - Oct 15^th, 2003 at 9:14am

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I think this was based on an old urban ledgend. As the story goes, KFC was genetically engeneering chickens with three legs and no head to get more food off it and make them easier to kill. Of course this isn't true because #1: KFC doesn't farm chickens, they order them like any other restaurant and #2: I don't think that level of technology exists yet.

Still a good joke though. Grin

Oh I'm sure it exists, the government just doesn't want to admit to it! Cheesy

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Reply #7 - Oct 18^th, 2003 at 8:01pm

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u would be surprised what the government was keeping from you people... that i ummm dont know about

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