This is suppose to be a true story. But may fall into the urban legend realm. I have no idea which it is.

A Highway Patrolman stopped a female motorist for speeding. As he approached the vehicle and was flipping open his citation book. The female driver of the car rolled the window and smiled her prettiest smile and asked if he was going to give her a couple of tickets to the policeman's ball. Without thinking the officer replied, "Miss, Highway Patrolman don't have balls!" Well needless to say, the woman went through total melt down laughing. When the officer realized, to his horror, what he had just said. He was so embarrassed that he told her to slow down and ran back to his cruiser. Totally red faced he drove off. He noted that he could still her the woman's hysterical laughter as he left the scene and she sat their several minutes trying to compose herself. 

The moral of this story is....always pay attention to and think about what you are going to say before you make a fool out of yourself.

Sorry, but I have seen just about all of 'em. Its likely happened, unlike the Winnie motorhome incident. I looked into it, and, a court would automatically throw it out or Winnebago would have won.