Two people working in a shoe factory were
talking.
"I know how to get some time off," said the man.
"How are you going to do that?" asked the blonde.
"Watch," he said, and climbed up on a rafter.
The foreman came by and asked, "What are you
doing up there?" "I'm a
light bulb," replied the man. "I think you need
some time off," said the
foreman, and the man walked out of the factory. A
few seconds
afterwards, the blonde started following him out.
"Where do you think
you're going," the foreman asked her. "I can't
work in the dark," she
replied

lol that is a good one