Please not that the banking inustry wants to install new "Drive Threw" ATM machines.  Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.  To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.  Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3. Restart the stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
6. Turn radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excesive dstance from the car
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbage to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Check make up in rear vision mirror
16. Retrieve cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag again o locate purse and place cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
19. Re-check make up again
20. Drive foward two metres
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind
25. Restart stalled engine and pull of
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
27. Release handbrake