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Ugly People (Read 275 times)

Oct 5^th, 2003 at 2:12pm

Iroquois Offline
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Happy Halloween
Ontario Canada

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the
last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again"

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #1 - Oct 5^th, 2003 at 7:40pm

N505AF Offline
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http://www.geocities.com/wild_weasel505/airforce505.html&&;

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Reply #2 - Oct 5^th, 2003 at 8:52pm

Sock Offline
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Satan is cool.
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LMFAO!!!!! Grin

Sock

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Reply #3 - Oct 5^th, 2003 at 11:58pm

Smoke2much Offline
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LOL!

Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&

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Reply #4 - Oct 6^th, 2003 at 1:49am

Polynomial Offline
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lol that is so funny!

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Reply #5 - Oct 6^th, 2003 at 11:24pm

Deputy Offline
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Hillsboro, Oregon

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Harsh, lol.

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Reply #6 - Oct 9^th, 2003 at 1:31pm

joki Offline
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Fly over and not under..
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Yes, that's really funny !

happy soft landings&&&&Jochen

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