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Oct 2
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, 2003 at 2:06pm
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An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands.
Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to sleep with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no.
He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200.
She figures in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night before - so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights.
On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention.
She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I" she says. "What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he says.
"That's amazing" she says, "So am I - what street?"
"Cameo Street" he says.
"This is unbelievable" she says, "What number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is astonished.
"You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my parents still live there!"
"I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!"
He who drinks Australian - thinks Australian.
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Oct 2
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Oct 3
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yep, sure sounds like Bren to me
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Oct 3
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How did you find out about that. Ozzy?
That bloody big mouthed sheila! I told her to shut up about it!
Her ol' man might find out!
Or was Ozzy that pissed Pommy, at the end of the bar, raving about Spitfires?
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Oct 3
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Damn, and I thougth the stick on beard and the really big 80's mirror sunglasses concealed me so well......
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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lol very good!
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