Simviation Forum - Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

Sep 29^th, 2003 at 5:34pm

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Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

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Reply #1 - Sep 29^th, 2003 at 5:47pm

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i dont know why but that made me laugh Roll Eyes

Good one

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Reply #2 - Sep 30^th, 2003 at 2:16am

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ha ha

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Reply #3 - Sep 30^th, 2003 at 2:31am

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lol

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Reply #4 - Sep 30^th, 2003 at 6:28am

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that is my physics teacher's favourite joke . . . .

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Reply #5 - Oct 1^st, 2003 at 9:24am

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that is my physics teacher's favourite joke . . . .

Man Your physics prof tells jokes? Mine just spent all class period monday telling us about his emergency surgery to remove his kidney stone! In great detail! I think that he would have shown us pictures if he had some....

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Reply #6 - Oct 4^th, 2003 at 5:15pm

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That put a smile on my face! Grin

It's the kind of joke that'll make you laugh until the sun comes up when you're pissed! Grin

Short, but funny, not like those other bloody jokes, where it takes a 5 minutes just to read, and it ends up being pretty dull.

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Reply #7 - Oct 7^th, 2003 at 3:59pm

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I like the short and snappy ones Wink

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Reply #8 - Oct 7^th, 2003 at 6:48pm

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OK here are a couple of REALLy bad jokes but when your drunk they are funny.

A fish swims into a wall ..... damn!

A man walks into a bar ...... ouch!

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Reply #9 - Oct 9^th, 2003 at 1:06pm

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That's right: the best goldfish joke seen so far

happy soft landings&&&&Jochen

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