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The New Lawnmower (Read 315 times)
Sep 24th, 2003 at 10:01pm

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One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The layer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
 

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Reply #1 - Sep 25th, 2003 at 12:03pm

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Can I get one too?
 
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Reply #2 - Sep 27th, 2003 at 3:31am

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how cruel
 
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