One day three guys die and arrive at the gates of Heaven. St-Peter, sitting at his desk, awaits the men.
As they come closer he says: “ welcome to heaven, dear men. It’s a vast place, so we need to put you up with some transportation. Lets get to our heavenly garage!

The three men follow St-Peter to the showroom.

Before I give you a car, he says, I must admit there is a catch. We give cars accordingly to your faithfulness in marriage. So tell me about it.

Man one starts, I never wanted an other wife or even touched one!

Indeed you haven’t, St-Peter says: So I grant you this brand new white Ferrari!

The man jumps in the car and buzzes happily away.

Man two says: I am sorry St-Peter, but I’ve been tempted a couple of times, so I had some affairs! It were mistakes I regret so dearly.

So it seems, St-Peter says, but since you are so remorseful, I grant you this white Chervrolet Chrysler.

And so he drives away.

The third man comes before St-Peter, face pointed to the ground: I am not worthy I am afraid, I’ve fooled around with so many women, I can’t keep track anymore. But I really whished I had lived my life differently.

All right, St-Peter says, you’ve admitted your sins, so I can grant you this second hand Honda Hatchback. It doesn’t look like much, but it still drives.

The man is relieved and drive off in his car.


While cruising down the highway in the sky, he suddenly sees the white Ferrari on the side of the road. Thinking it’s time I do something good for a change, he pulls over and walks to the car. He sees the driver sitting in the dirt, crying his eyes out.

What’s the matter? he asks

“I’ve just seen my wife, who passed away a couple off days before me.”

“ That’s great, you’ll be back together!”

“ But she was riding a white bicycle! …” the man replies .

dont get it ???

lol!