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The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines (Read 331 times)

Sep 24^th, 2003 at 4:33am

blue1820 Ex Member
Its funner in a L1011
TRISTAR

Gender:

1. Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.

2. Join our frequent near-miss program.

3. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

4. Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!

5. Complimentary champagne in free-fall.

6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

7. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

8. You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane!

9. Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

10. Delta: We might be landing on your street!

11. Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

12. Bring a bathing suit.

13. So that's what these buttons do!

14. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.

15. Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

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Reply #1 - Sep 24^th, 2003 at 7:20am

Polynomial Offline
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Health is merely the slowest
possible way to die.
Brisbane, Australia

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lol

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Reply #2 - Sep 24^th, 2003 at 9:11am

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio

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how true they are!

Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 24^th, 2003 at 1:20pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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Nunquam non paratus
Glasgow Scotland

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LoL

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #4 - Sep 24^th, 2003 at 7:04pm