This farmer had a farm and out in the yard he had a hen house full of hens but no rooster so he had to fix this so he went down to buy him a rooster so his hens could lay some eggs so he went up to see the man about buying a rooster and the man said yea i got a fine rooster best around so the man said ill take him so he bought the rooster and took him home he got home let him out the rooster darted over to the hen house made out with all the hens run over and made out with the mule and all the horses then the ducks then the geese the farmer said boy the way hes going at it he will be dead by morning so the farmer went in for the night came back out the next morning and seen something on laying on the ground and the farmer said to himself that ole rooster killed himself going at it the way he did and he walked over to where the rooster lay and looked down at the rooster and the rooster said be quite see those buzzards up there i am trying to get them down here closer so i can have my way with them.so dont count out a horny rooster when you think hes dead.